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foggy posted 3 weeks ago.
14? I'm just quick and turn around to make sure no one is running near me.
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beads1985 posted 3 weeks ago.
I will have to start keeping track, but I think maybe 6-7 strides, but I wasn't trying to work it for time.
I'll have to start loading up on the beans before I run.
Or maybe I'll "Run for the Border" and Run after the border! ;-)
'Nothing to it, but to do it!'
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TriAu posted 3 weeks ago.
I have not mastered the fart and run....I have to slow to a walk to get one out...so 2
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jsk85 posted 3 weeks ago.
I have not kept track, but I always laugh to myself about the free speed the extra propulsion is providing
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beads1985 posted 3 weeks ago.
kinda like a James Bond deadly fog trail! ;-)
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GaryTimTim posted 3 weeks ago.
foggy wrote:
14? I'm just quick and turn around to make sure no one is running near me.
So it's a post-fart damage control inspection then? Kinda-like clearing your draft-zone with snot rockets...
Much like TriAU I am unable to efficiently fart and run at the same time as well...but curiously enough I'm quite good at walking and chewing gum which would indicate that coordination at the lips doesn't necessarily correspond to coordination at the uhhh...err...but that much I find surprising because I have been told I'm quite good at talking out of my as* (just not while running, obviously).
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PrinceofClydes posted 3 weeks ago.
The body rules.. it must be washed, fed, and de-gassed regularly.
2 or 3, I think.
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chekmarks posted 3 weeks ago.
jhudalla wrote:
Turbo boosters engage!
i just get worried, after 7 or 8 steps, that we are dealing with solid fuel instead of gaseous fuel.
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NotAsFast posted 3 weeks ago.
After 14 steps I would worry about what is coming next.........
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mroger82 posted 3 weeks ago.
My wife hates that when we are on a run together. Usually she is in the back blast area. She's learned to run beside me now.
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xc800runner posted 3 weeks ago.
Continuously?
1. It's usually accented staccato, with each trumpeting coming at foot contact.
And I see the seasons are starting to change up in Canadia, with POC donning the safari rain gear over the speedo. Soon to be replaced by the parka and mukluks?
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lala2021 posted 3 weeks ago.
I could probably out fart most men especially after eating my famous cabbage soup all week which includes lots of black beans! The gas propells me during most runs!Let her rip baby!lol
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gfd posted 3 weeks ago.
I've "drag bunted" for only about a 5 step duration.
"If we help someone else up a steep hill, we get nearer to the top ourselves." ~Unknown~
~Garen~
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aussieboy13 posted 3 weeks ago.
lala2021 wrote:
I could probably out fart most men especially after eating my famous cabbage soup all week which includes lots of black beans! The gas propells me during most runs!Let her rip baby!lol
So we can assume not to run behind you with a lit lighter.
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Semper Tri posted 3 weeks ago.
I'd probably say 5-7 and much like xc, they are upon impact for the most part- gets me laughing everytime
i dont know what today will bring to me, but thats just fine.
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DSmith posted 3 weeks ago.
My run group calls it the "machine gun" and proper etiquette is to yell "take cover".
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dkhartung posted 3 weeks ago.
Since two of the most recent new threads deal with the dreaded glitter urethra and flatulent striding workouts I think we can officially call it now.... we are in the off-season :-)
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wannakona posted 3 weeks ago.
This morning in the pool i remembered that it's a great way to add more buoyancy when you are in a wetsuit in the race...
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beads1985 posted 3 weeks ago.
DSmith wrote:
My run group calls it the "machine gun" and proper etiquette is to yell "take cover".
I go with "Incoming!" or "fire in the hole!" ;-)
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katarddx posted 3 weeks ago.
i was once on a receiving end for about 4-6 steps... :-(
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spacemonkey posted 3 weeks ago.
I was starting to think something was wrong with me- thanks everyone. I run by myself so no one cares but still...seriously!
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IthinkIcan posted 2 weeks ago.
I thought of this thread today while on the treadmill at the Y. not really anyone around, and by the time I thought of it, I was already too many steps behind to count. clearly less than a dozen though.
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SueR posted 2 weeks ago.
so 5k into the run of a 70.3 a big guy catches up to me and says since we are about the same speed, do I want to run with him? I say sure, but, remembering cramps from not farting in my last 70.3 (I get embarassed farting while running in a group, and one of my goals in that race was to fart in public...sad, I know) I announce, okay I may have to fart and I just want to warn you going in. He counters with "as long as you don't shart, that is fine by me!". So I ask what sharting is, and expand my vocabulary and make a great buddy. We ran the whole run together, raced multiple bike races together, taking turns being the others pack mule. He once paced me 5m off the front of a pack by doing above 45km/h for over fifteen minutes on the flat because he really wanted me to win the event! We just did the Cape to Cabot 20k running race together (www.capetocabot.com). I farted lots and got him by two minutes!
I am leaving the word unexplained to see if I am alone in my ignorance!
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jtrimom posted 2 weeks ago.
SueR wrote:
so 5k into the run of a 70.3 a big guy catches up to me and says since we are about the same speed, do I want to run with him? I say sure, but, remembering cramps from not farting in my last 70.3 (I get embarassed farting while running in a group, and one of my goals in that race was to fart in public...sad, I know) I announce, okay I may have to fart and I just want to warn you going in. He counters with "as long as you don't shart, that is fine by me!". So I ask what sharting is, and expand my vocabulary and make a great buddy. We ran the whole run together, raced multiple bike races together, taking turns being the others pack mule. He once paced me 5m off the front of a pack by doing above 45km/h for over fifteen minutes on the flat because he really wanted me to win the event! We just did the Cape to Cabot 20k running race together (www.capetocabot.com). I farted lots and got him by two minutes!
I am leaving the word unexplained to see if I am alone in my ignorance!
I have brothers, so I know what it means :)
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beads1985 posted 2 weeks ago.
jtrimom wrote:
SueR wrote:so 5k into the run of a 70.3 a big guy catches up to me and says since we are about the same speed, do I want to run with him? I say sure, but, remembering cramps from not farting in my last 70.3 (I get embarassed farting while running in a group, and one of my goals in that race was to fart in public...sad, I know) I announce, okay I may have to fart and I just want to warn you going in. He counters with "as long as you don't shart, that is fine by me!". So I ask what sharting is, and expand my vocabulary and make a great buddy. We ran the whole run together, raced multiple bike races together, taking turns being the others pack mule. He once paced me 5m off the front of a pack by doing above 45km/h for over fifteen minutes on the flat because he really wanted me to win the event! We just did the Cape to Cabot 20k running race together (www.capetocabot.com). I farted lots and got him by two minutes!
I am leaving the word unexplained to see if I am alone in my ignorance!I have brothers, so I know what it means :)
I only have daughters so I have taught them the art and fun of farting, since they already have the natural talent they have genetically inherited from me. ;-)
'Nothing to it, but to do it!'
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jtrimom posted 2 weeks ago.
beads1985 the art and fun of farting[/quote wrote:
LOL
NOT something one would expect to read on Trifuel ;)
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SueR posted 2 weeks ago.
seriously? No comment about farting in a speedo? No farting during tapering comments? There's gotta be somewhere interesting beyond just farting that you can direct this jtrimom!
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beads1985 posted 2 weeks ago.
jtrimom wrote:
beads1985 the art and fun of farting[/quote wrote:LOL
NOT something one would expect to read on Trifuel ;)
You have to be kidding!
I would expect nothing less,
Especially from me ;-)'Nothing to it, but to do it!'
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jtrimom posted 2 weeks ago.
SueR wrote:
seriously? No comment about farting in a speedo? No farting during tapering comments? There's gotta be somewhere interesting beyond just farting that you can direct this jtrimom!
I can talk about sex all day, but farting, not so much :)
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beads1985 posted 2 weeks ago.
jtrimom wrote:
SueR wrote:seriously? No comment about farting in a speedo? No farting during tapering comments? There's gotta be somewhere interesting beyond just farting that you can direct this jtrimom!I can talk about sex all day, but farting, not so much :)
I can talk about sex too, but since I am a boy farting, pooping, and comics are other topics I like to work into a conversation as well. ;-)
'Nothing to it, but to do it!'
OK, what is the most consectutive strides you have taken while farting?
Mine is 14.
I read somewhere that Greg Welch holds the unoffical world record at 26.